Monday, July 31, 2006

Blogrrr


I've discovered a new ranking tool for your blog, perhaps it will assist in accumulating some extra traffic, and also it looks spiffy in the sidebar. Head to blogrrr.com to get yours.

Ranking systems can improve the PR of your blog, give it some much needed exposure, and let you know how your blog is rating. The best way to know how something is, is to ask - ranking systems make it easy to. Perhaps it's a personal need of mine to clutter my sidebar, making it slow to load and messy, but I think it adds a nice touch, and makes my blog seem a lot more full.

How often should I post?


Infrequent posting often causes the demise of many a blog; there's not enough content to get people interested, and if there were any regular, active readers, they'll most likely become disinterested. But some people think that if your posts are too close together, then most of the content you'll end up with on your blog will be junk, and that'll cause people to lose interest. So what's the magic formula? Is there an amount that's just right, that'll strike the perfect equilibrium between quantity and quality? Right now, I've been posting several times a day; and a lot of it is junk. I'm a bit of a blogging junkie. I put up all kinds of media I find. You know, videos, even a couple podcasts I thought you might like. But I think this is too frequent; my blog is becoming filled with clutter which is as much other peoples' work as my own, and my good stuff is being lost in the archives. This is the focal problem with frequent posting; if you restricted your blogging to the relevant, meaningful posts (not like a lot of my stuff) and post maybe twice a week you'll probably build up a readership. That's probably a successful formula, but I'm not quite sure what people like; lots of content they can dig through, or infrequent, meaningful content. Do they want to gorge, or to sample? Drop me a line at: jamesritchie@gmail.com and tell me your thoughts, or leave a comment.

Sunday, July 30, 2006

Windows Vista Speech Recognition Demo Gone Awry

In an embarrassing situation for Microsoft recently, at an industry event where they were presenting the voice recognition feature that is a part of the upcoming Windows Vista, it didn't all quite go to plan...
LAND WALKER -Japanese Robot suit-

I saw this and just had to post it- it's like a poorly animated Japanese anime come to life! But where are the underage schoolgirls in short skirts?

Diggnation #55


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This is the latest episode of Diggnation, the podcast from www.digg.com. They talk about whats new on the 'net, plus much more.

Diversifying Your Blog: Videoblogging


In order to keep a blog interesting, sometimes you need to change up your content from just rants and pictures with a new type of media. As videoblogging becomes easier with services like YouTube, it seems like a viable option; perhaps where regular blogs are the thing today, videoblogs will be the thing tomorrow. When you can see the writer and hear the writer, it gives you a clearer understanding of them and what their writing about. I've found a website from the people who made odeo.com called www.hellodeo.com. It's a piece of flash software that lets you record short video messages wth your webcam, and supplies HTML code with which you can embed the messages in your blog or website. It could be used to create easy videblog messages, or just a short welcome video you could put in the sidebar of your blog. Also, as I mentioned before, YouTube makes it easy to insert videos into your blog; after recording and uploading, and setting up the "blog it" feature of your Youtube account, you can easily insert your video (or any other video for that matter) into your blog.
I've ordered a webcam off Ebay, and when it arrives, I'll try out a few video posts. It should make for some interesting content... or, be boring as hell. I might even make some short video podcasts. Thats a picture of it there; looks pretty snazzy, huh? It should arrive in a week or so.

Saturday, July 29, 2006

Template change

The reason for the template change is that I've been noticing some problems displaying the page in IE, where content in the sidebar is dropped way down the page, beyond sight. It was something to do with image size or something, so I thought it would be easier just to change the theme altogether. Hope you don't mind the new look; I think it might even look better.

odeo.com - why frustrate me?

Ever had something that seemed like a simple task end up being a complicated process to the point of anger? You know, some small little thing that consumes you so much that you will stop at nothing until you complete that task? Well, I had an experience like that. I thought that as something nice I could add to my blog was audio messages. It seemed like a good idea at the time. So I decided to use odeo.com as the host and my MP3 player as the recorder - clear and simple so far, right? Wrong. First, I had trouble connecting the damn Chinese piece a crap to my computer. Somethings wrong with it's USB output, so I spent about ten minutes trying different ports and turning it off and on all the while the patronising baloon mockingly screeching at me, "USB device not recognized." Anyway, so finally after I transfer on the PC, I head to odeo.com and hit the "upload audio" option after registering. I find the file, and wait. And wait. And wait. Until finally, it informs me that I cannot upload the file. Frustrated, I try different browsers and methods, until it dawns on me that the site only accepts MP3 files. Fine. I can deal with that. So I trawl the 'net for a free converter, and download it, and convert. So, after all that, I have the file uploaded and ready to play. You would not believe the yelp of sheer terror that I excreted (perhaps not the best word) when it started playing. Something had happened to the speed of the audio; it was in super fast forward and I sounded like a chipmunk (even more so that usual.) By this point, I was ready to throw in the towel; this last episode just pushed me a step too far. I e-mailed a question, posted on the forum, and within the day had my answer; something to do with the encoding khZ (or something to that effect; I'm no audio guru). So, I try a program and change the sampling rate (that's what I think it is, but I'm still not sure) and guess what? Instead of chip munk, I'm deeper and slower than Barry White. And now I can't even record files on my MP3 player because my brother screwed it up (and deleted all my songs in the process). That's it. I've had enough. And to add insult to injury, I bought a pair of MP3 speakers today (supposed to plug into your player) and they didn't work. Cost me 30 hard earned dollars, and they don't work.

I don't trust technology any more.

Friday, July 28, 2006


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Here's the latest episode of the technology podcast, This Week In Tech (TWiT).

Traffic Withdrawl Symptons


I spend one day without BlogMad, and I break down. After not even 24 hours with only a few hits from uncredible sources, I was tempted to return to surfing mode. I watched my feeble sitemeter remain ever so still, and I sat in silence, watching, waiting. I posted a couple things, mindless rants because of nothing interesting to say, and still, I couldn't help but think of the traffic. I thought, 'Don't worry. They'll come to you. Just you see.' I was blinded by optimism. After the comments left during the BlogMad era, I was starting to think, 'Wow. There are people actually reading your blog.' I thought, just maybe, that even after the short period I've been blogging that I'd built up a readership. But, alas, as I was perched upon the edge of my seat, sweat beads dripping like daggers down my forehead, constantly hitting 'refresh' to see if any comments had been left, I felt weak. I felt the call of my precious, screaming at me, 'just a little bit of surfing, get a few credits. You know you wan't to.' And I did want to, desperately. I resisted the urge for nigh on a few hours. I remained strong for the first couple, proclaiming that I would not let the desire beat me. But it did. I'm back on BlogMad. And I love it.

Niche Blogging


Right now, my blog is covering several things. I think that may be part of my traffic problem; I have no single topic to attribute with my blog. I may be spreading myself to thin, making my blog fall deep into the realm of unclassifiable. I think that in order to find an audience, one must find a particular aspect of whatever they're interested in and run with it. But my problem is, if I don't write about whatever I want, I don't think I'll have enough content. I wan't to update my blog daily, but I lack a muse, or something inspirational. Blogs cater to different needs and desires for information, normally very specific ones. I head to www.engadget.com for gizmo news, and www.joystiq.com for gaming news. But what is "When Paris Was A City?" I have tips about blogging. I have personal rants. I have videos from YouTube. Can these combine successfully? Can I find that magic equilibrium to exploit? I don't know. I still don't know if I have any readers. I wonder... how do some of the blogs I've seen get readers who actively enjoy their content? How do I get mine noticed? I don't know enough about the art of blogging to select make my blog solely about that. It seems I'll just have to keep going until I strike a cord with somebody.

Blog Readership Exchange


I think there have to be new methods of attracting readers to your blog. Traffic exchanges don't lock the individual into actually reading your blog, simply to being on that page in that browser for 25 seconds (or however long it is, depending on what site you use). I'd rather have 1 person be a regular reader of my site than have 100 people view it. I think that bloggers should all exchange RSS feeds and URL's, with a promise and a commitment to actually regularly checking up on your blog, and actively commenting. If you could manage to regularly check on say 5 blogs, you could have 5 active readers. That's a small readership, but it's still a real readership. If any bloggers out there wan't to instigate a readership exchange, give me an e-mail at: jamesritchie@gmail.com and I'd love to read your blog.

Thursday, July 27, 2006

The Internet: Media hub of the future


In the past, television, radio and books have kept the masses in a state of entertainment. They are mediums which still survive today; they have evolved over time, however slowly. But with a new generation, comes a new concept of media; the Internet. On a world wide web which connects billions of individuals around the world, the free exchange of information has given rise to a new, ever-changing network by which individuals share their opinion and ideas. It is truly a fascinating concept; the possibilities are limitless. When the Internet was in it's infancy, and connections were sparse and speeds were horrible, something like YouTube could have never been imagined. YouTube now accumulates around 100 million videos played each day; that's five times the population of Australia. People are tapping into the wealth of exciting new-age media available all for free, all direct to your browser. The Internet is constantly shaped and influenced; all by the whim of the user. Chat rooms used to be the thing, now it's Podcasting. We've moved from sending text, to sending audio and video. To those who don't know what a podcast is, it can be defined simply (or at least this is my attempt): media which is posted episodically and is publically available and subscibable via RSS. A Podcast is the new age of radio, and more recently, the new age of video as well. Amateurs have paved the way for the mainstream media to take notice; podcasts are big business. Some video Podcasts even have an audience present during the recording, attesting to their rising popularity. But while on T.V there is complete control (or at least almost complete control) over the content, on the Internet, it's a battleground of perspective. With every man, wife and dog having a blog or a MySpace, the Internet is becoming exponentially bloated with content. So the question is: how do you find the gold? This is where pioneering heroes have to step in and pave the way: www.digg.com has a voting system so that only the best articles are on the front page. Readers "digg" pieces that they like or enjoy, and the more they do, the more popular that article becomes. It is technology like this that will help Internet users of tomorrow sift through the garbage and find the greatness.

The True Test

I have ceased using blogmad.net as much as I was in the past few days. I am effectively cutting off my traffic exchange as an experiment. Depending on my hits, comments and shouts over the coming week, it will determine whether my blog is a failure or not. I am sure many bloggers who use services like blogmad come to a point where they just cannot be bothered surfing anymore, and for good reason; a blog shouldn't have to rely on this method of traffic garnering. If any readers out there read my blog, I thank you. Now is your time to prove to me that you exist; post a comment, a shout, or e-mail me at jamesritchie@gmail.com.

This is not my only problem; I've been struck with a bit of blogger's block. I don't think anyone out there wants me to just keep replying to those imagination prompts (see other posts), and I can't keep leeching off YouTube forever. I need a topic to focus on, a category I can delve into without coming out of it with no readers. I think now of my passions; writing. I can't keep coming with poems, and I doubt many people would stick around on the blog just to read a lengthy story. How about gaming? This I could possibly do. But I'm not sure I could find as many readers out there. I enjoy reporting on various blogging tools and the art of blogging, but there's only so much you can say, and so little that I know. So, I need some suggestions. What do you think?
helio display, air video screen

Review: MP4 Digital Player


I purchased a portable music and video player off Ebay, and it arrived around 7 days later. I wasn't expecting much to be honest; it was obviously a cheap Ipod Nano knock-off. But I was delightfully surprised when it arrived. The aesthetic style, although borrowed from Apple's machine, was very pleasing to the eye; instead of having a functional click-wheel, it instead has five buttons, but the circle pad upon which they are placed is still a nice touch. It's compact and lightweight, although I think it might be slightly clunkier than the Nano. It came with a bland, but informative manual, which was pretty useful in working out the various functions. It came with a travel charger, which has a USB slot on the back, so that the supplied USB plugs into it. It also came with a standard pair of white earbuds, not unreminiscent of iPod earbuds. Finally, it came with a reduced size CD-Rom which contained the software required to convert movies to the proprietary AMV format.

As for quality? Well, the music playback sounds average to above average with both earbuds in, and the video quality is pretty shocking. Well, the screen is basically way too small to realistically watch anything apart from Video Podcasts where the hosts basically sit down. Whenever there is movement in the camera angle, the screen jags heavily and the image becomes wavy. The user interface is pretty, and easy to navigate, although first time users may have trouble changing settings.

My verdict? Well, if you're not THAT big on video, and you have money to burn, opt for a brand name MP3 player rather than this. If you need to watch video, no matter how small the screen, and you're on a budget, go for the generic knock-offs; you'll save some money, and gain some extra functionality.

Wednesday, July 26, 2006


"Your present job makes you..."

Tired. In one word, tired. I wake up at 5 AM to go to the Bakery at 6. This in itself is bad enough. What makes it worse is that I never go to bed early. I try to sleep around 9, but it doesn't work; I end up staring at the ceiling for half an hour. Also, by the time I've finished my 8 hour shift, I'm completely knackered (fatigued). I'm on my feet for most of the day, so my toes are sorer than any other part of my body. My work is physical and constant; I never get a chance to take a breather aside from the short breaks. When the boss isn't around, I can't bludge; there's always a deadline set, or my co-worker at my back. It's starting to get to me.









www.zoomclouds.com


A website that lets you create your own ZoomCloud, an automatically updated set of keywords that is based around your blog's RSS feed which link to various posts that include those tags. I've created mine; scroll down the page for a demonstration. It's one more little gadget to give your blog the extra touch. Speaking of which, don't forget to post a shout-out in my Cbox!

The Zen of Interesting

What makes a blog interesting? I've seen plenty of personal blogs where it's just rant about lives that have dozens of comments on every post. I've also seen plenty of great posts go completely unnoticed, although I'm not discredeting personal blogging (I do that myself). If I wrote everything that came into my head, or simply detailed my day in a post, would anyone read it? I'm afraid that even most of the stuff I write now would go unnoticed if I didn't use traffic exchanges. So the question is; how do I build up a readership that doesn't rely on a system like BlogMad, or BlogExplosion? I'm not sure. I've submitted to directories, set up my feed so theres plenty of options for subscription, but I think someones having a lend of me with my Feedburner; it went from 6 readers to 20 very quickly, and I think a few of them are the same person subscribing multiple times. So I have to find something interesting to blog about, that people will read, for longer than the 25 seconds required to earn their credit. I've tried to diversify; I've put in a shoutbox, added some videos, and done a few blogging tips. But still, I'm not sure if I have even 1 genuine reader. What I am sure of is that I'm not the only one in this position.

Tuesday, July 25, 2006

Jockey Zidane Headbutt

A video from my local news about a jockey who headbutted his horse. What would prompt such an act of animal cruelty? Only the jockey knows for sure.

Pointless Traffic


A user named Adam recently posted this comment:

"Sadly, a disappointing test result so far and given that you said in a later post that your favourite traffic exchange is BlogMad it seems to suggest that most are just surfing to build their credits up rather than reading. So they surf and don't read, they build their cr3dits which in turn generates visitors but those visitors will only do the same so it's a dog chasing his tail! What's the point of it, I ask? Who wins? This is a problem with traffic exchanges I guess; you get the traffic but not the quality. There has to be a better way and I'm wrecking my brains about this and am thinking of doing soemthing about it."

And there is some truth to this statement. It raises several considerations; do people really want to read others blogs? Or is it simply a vain quest to get their own read? I've spent some time surfing, and watched my efforts be (mostly) fruitless. However, when someone like Adam posts a comment, it makes it all worthwhile. Really, without comments, you don't know if people are really reading your blog or just skimming through. With the 25 seconds that Blogmad requires you to view each blog, the person earning the credits could be chatting on MSN, viewing other websites or any number of things; I, myself, are often multi-tasking while blog surfing. How do you reach people who would actually be interested in what you're writing about? For now, until something better comes along, you'll just have to hope that among every 100 people that sees your blog, at least 1 person actually reads your blog.

Another great blogging tool: Chicklet creator


I just discovered a tool that lets you generate RSS subscribe buttons, like the ones on this site, all at the same time. You simply input your feed URL, the title and address of your blog, select which chicklets to create, and voila! Instant chicklets. Add them to your blog, and not only does it make it seem more lively, professional and full, it also allows your feed to be shared with more people, gathering your blog more readers. Here's the link: http://www.twistermc.com/shake/RSS-index.php
Show your appreciation by posting a comment and/or rating me on Varb.

Button Maker


You know those little buttons blogs use? You know, the Technorati, Add to Google, etc.? Well, now you can make your own. I found a nifty little tool where you can make multicoloured two-word buttons that look pretty good. You can use it in a link exchange with another blog (speaking of which, e-mail me at jamesritchie@gmail.com if anyone is interested) or just use it to promote. The one above is something I prepared earlier, except greatly enlargened. It actually looks pretty good at that size. If you want to visit the button maker size, click the "when paris" button above.

If you could pass on a piece of advice that meant a lot to you when you received it, what would it be?

If I could pass on just one piece of advice, it would have to be, "don't care what other people think of you." I've spent too much of my time regretting something I've said, or wondering about what other people are saying about me, instead of just living for myself. I'm way too self-conscious; I seriously can't even start a conversation with someone, without thinking about whether what I'm about to say is a stupid question or not. It's not healthy to worry that much about your image. I have a friend, who is very brave; he's a big guy, but he acts... how do I put it? Let's just say he acts how he wants to. He lives for himself. I crave the courage to be like him. But when he's around my other group of friends, ashamadly, I tell him to go away, like I'm embarrased even by his presence. Why? I don't know. I shouldn't care what others think of me. At the end of the day, when I'm alone, is that what matters? No. The only thing that matters is my contentness within myself. No amount of false acceptance is going to change how I feel inside. So, heed my advice; don't be like me. If you have something to say, don't hesitate to say it because your afraid of what others might think. If you have a gift, don't hide it like it's something to be ashamed of; embrace it.

Playstation 3: Doomed to fail?


The PS3 has copped a lot of criticism regarding it's launch price, and most probably the games will be extremely expensive as well. With the Wii earning thumbs up all around for it's innovative control interface, the Wiimote as some have dubbed it, can Sony top the next gen wars? As gaming becomes a more mainstream, seriously-taken medium every year, can it be possible that people are willing to spend THAT much on a gaming console? Or are Nintendo and Microsoft going to be top dogs of the next round of consoles? Being a PC gamer, I don't care that much; personally, I'd like to see the Wii be extremely successful. If the Wiimote is as accurate as Nintendo claims, then the possibilities are limitless for what intelligent developers can create. Sword fighting? Hell YES! Baseball? Why not?!
I personally feel that when Assasin's Creed became a not-just-for-PS3 game, the Playstation 3 lost it's killer title. Sure, they have MGS4, but even Solid Snake is appearing in the next Smash Brothers game.

Monday, July 24, 2006

2 more tips for Bloggers.

If you frequent any forums or messageboards, be sure to add a URL or banner for your site in your signature attached to your posts. Also, you can make your blogs more interesting by adding things like counters and shout boxes - I just added mine, on the right. Go on - try it out.
Star Wars Next Gen

Some CG concept footage of the next Jedi Knight game, showing some impressive use of force power and nifty physics. Let's hope that translates well to the final version.

A great tool for bloggers - Imagination prompt.




Ever suffered from the dreaded bloggers block? Staring at the blank posting page and nothing springs to mind? Can't think of a damn thing to write about? Well, I've found a tool that is really helpful: "The Imagination Prompt Generator." It generates topics and questions to get the ball rolling. Click to the picture to visit the site.

Okay, let me try one:
"Does God care?"

I believe that to answer that question, one must ask oneself, "is there a God?" I suppose that we cannot confirm the existence of God in a bearded almighty sense, but certainly one must acknowledge that in the entire universe there must be some higher power that has influence. If there was a God sitting on his throne, I believe that he would care: but man brings the sorrow it suffers upon itself. But what about natural disasters? What kind of a God would allow such things to happen? Why isn't there divine intervention? Perhaps it would defeat the purpose of faith. If God were to manifest himself in a physical form, there would be no aspect of blind devotion. If we could see God, then there would be no questioning about the nature of Him.

Tips For Promoting Your Blog


I've began, in recent days, a marketing campaign to get my blog read. It's involved a lot of registering, submitting, bragging and sharing, and even some underhanded tactics. If you have a blog that's not getting read, I suggest you start by clicking some of those little icons on my blog and other blogs you read: you'll find that most of the time they lead to either blog directories or feed directories, where you can normally submit your own. A favourite of mine is Blogmad - (www.blogmad.net) - they have a great surfing service where by you visit random blogs, earn credits, and others will have the chance to visit yours in the same fashion. Get a Feedburner feed for your blog, so that people can subscribe to it. I even got a little creative with my campaign - I uploaded a video to Youtube (see "boy stacks on bike" and "boy crashes scooter into bin) - which had the URL here at the end of it. Basically, don't be afraid to get pety with your promotion - any visitor can make a difference (to that end, if anyone is reading this, please comment.) You could post positive comments on other blogs while surfing, and attach a link to yours (don't just spam - post genuine comments). Google "blog directories", and you'll get a ton of links.


Sunday, July 23, 2006

Should the government control the Internet?


As a lot of you probably know, Internet users in India have been recently blocked from viewing blogs. This kind of a universal ban on a certain type of web content prompts the question, 'could the government control the Internet?' While the Internet has certainly become the tool of the independant journalist, what of political influence could change what we can and cant say, read or do on the net? Surely no one posesses that kind of power. But it's happened in India for blogs, could the complete independant nature of the medium be threatened by the intervention of a higher political power? The Government has made itself seem favourable in the past, and even right now mainstream media is tainted in some way. The pivotal scene in the downfall of the Hussein regime, the bringing down of the statue, was a P.R. stunt manufactured to boost the credibility of the war. Could this happen to the net? Or are these two things unrelated and I don't know what I'm talking about? Only time will tell.

Kid Crashes Scooter Into Bin

Turns out my friend had another video - some kid stacking one of those big scooters into a plastic bin. I added a slow motion effect.
Boy Stacks on Bike

My friend sent me this video of his brother stacking on a bike, so I decided to put it on YouTube with a bit of self-promotion tacked on the end.

The enriching Internet experience

So, you've got the Internet. What now? It's supposedly a massive, absorbing information and media database, but for the first-time user, you just have a box in your browser for URLs. And you don't know any. How do you immerse yourself in the world of independant media content from around the world? It's as simple as Googling. Take a key word and search it. It'll prompt hundreds of thousands of results if it's fairly general. There you can see the Internet in all it's glory; a virtual infinite paradise. Dig a little deeper, try and scrape away the crap, and you'll find pure gold. You want online videos? YouTube. Chat? ICQ. Online shopping? Ebay. News? Google News. There's a website for everything. All you've got to do is find it. And if there isn't? Make it. In the Web 2.0 universe, the power is with the people. Make a blog or a Google group and share your interests. The Internet is what you make it.
Team Fortress 2

Since I just posted the video for Portal, I thought I'd just add the trailer for Team Fortress 2, which will be included as the multiplayer mode with Half-Life2: Episode 2.
Portal

Check out this trailer for the upcoming game Portal, from Valve, the developer who made the ever so great Half-Life 2. It's based on the same engine, which is the Source engine, which is renowned for it's successful implementation of physics into game mechanincs, rather than just as a gimmick. Now they're taking it to the next level with Portal, which as far as I can tell, is entirely based around the use of a gun that shoots portals to bypass various obstacles. If Valve can add some more good looking games like this to it's Steam catalogue, it might just prompt a bigger shift towards online distribution than what the state is at currently, which is leans heavily towards retail sales at the shops.

Browser Based GB Emulator



Being the bored individual that I am, I often find myself aimlessly searching the net for something to do. I came across a link on www.digg.com (another good website) to a Java gameboy emulator you can play right in your browser. It even has about 400 games! This is sure to kill some boredom. Here's the link:

http://www.home.lv/pokemon/gameboy-emulator.html
Nobody's Watching Part 1

A failed sitcom pilot that recently got put back in development after it was seen by NBC on YouTube.
Windward Shorts: Cubicle War

www.libsyn.com

Liberated Syndication is another good podcast directory and hosting service. Check it out.
Mac Spoof: Performance

Friday, July 21, 2006

Feedreader

You can download a program called Feedreader from www.feedreader.com and add the RSS feed from this blog to recieve updates automatically from the program - it's really quite easy and simple.

Blackrock Essay

We're studying a play entitled Blackrock in English, and had to write an essay about who bears responsibility for the events (a young girl is raped and subsequently murdered.)

Responsibility for the tragic events which occured in the small town of Blackrock can be attributed to multiple factors. Jared, Ricko the actual perpetrators in question, as well as the town itself, are all catalysts that caused the rape and murder of Tracy Warner.

Although in a physical sense, Jared didn’t directly instigate the crime, he certainly could’ve prevented it, or provided assistance in finding the felons. When Jared took leave of the rave party being held in the local surf club to take a stroll on his own, what he saw would change his fate forever. As he sat atop a rocky crag, silent and thoughtful, he gazed upon the pristine sands and the frothing, swaying waves. But when he did, his eyes caught sight of something horrible; a rape in progress. As he watched what began innocently enough, or at least innocently by Blackrock standards, he saw the situation degrade into something much worse. He sat there, shocked and in horror, yet failing to respond, to react, to cease the crime. It would have taken nothing to stop it, yet he didn’t. It was at this point that Jared became intertwined with the threads of the crime, and he only served to push himself deeper into the mud the next morning. His mother, waking him up, quizzed him about what had occurred: ‘What time did you leave that party?’ Jared could think of nothing but to return to the sweet embrace of slumber. Upon hearing what had happened, his immediate reaction was not sympathy, or grief, but instead he began aggressively defending himself, even blaming Tracy for her own demise. At this point, he could have revealed what had happened. He could have told the police what he saw, who he saw, but he opted not to. Jared, for much of the play, tries desperately to avoid the problem he effectively created himself, but to no avail; it is not up until the end that he reveals the identity of the offenders, and it is all but too late. He made his choice between justice and mateship, but is a choice that should have been made when he was sitting atop the rock watching Tracy being brutally raped by Scott, Davo and Toby.

The most potent factor of all the driving forces behind what amalgamated to cause this crime was the actual rapists themselves; Scott, Davo and Toby. These young individuals, throwing their life away in an instant, took turns violating an innocent girl like her existence was worth nothing. If it weren’t for the actions of these three individuals most of all, perhaps the town of Blackrock would have remained the sleepy, calm and secluded beach town it once was. But instead, they made the worst decision of their life which would leave the worst scar on Blackrock in it’s history. In their selfish quest for thrills, they violently and guiltlessly forced a girl to have unconsented sex with them, and it is through this that they are the single most responsible individuals for the events that occur in the book than all others combined. But, it wasn’t only the fault of these three; Ricko, upon finding the bleeding girl in pain, took advantage of her current state. As he tried to tarnish her one more time, she retaliated, and Ricko struck her with a rock to defend himself. It was at this point, that Tracy Warner died, and the town of Blackrock would soon find out.

There is a final party in this terrible sequence of events that should bear some of the responsibility for what occurred, and that is the town itself. Before Tracy’s death, Blackrock was the kind of town where everyone is friends, the kind of town that no one has even heard of, another little road-stop on the way to somewhere greater. It’s the kind of town where the kids who live there can’t wait to get out, where the lifestyle is surfing, drinking, and of course, chicks. Due to its isolation and it’s disconnectedness with the modern world in many ways, Blackrock suddenly suffers a massive shock after the incident. Nothing like this has ever happened before in that town. Police are questioning, the media are chasing the residents like vultures, and fingers are pointed in all directions. There are claims of, ‘she was a slut,’ and the chastising of those who try to honour her memory. It is obvious that everyone knows something, yet no one in the town steps forth to present the information. The perpetrators, and everyone else, try to live their life like there is no blood on their hands, and no corpse in the ground. It is in this way that the town is responsible for the events of the play.

In closing, there was no single force behind what occurred. It was caused by a combination of issues that culminated in the rape and murder of Tracy Warner, including the town, the perpetrators, and Jared, but no matter the cause, it was certainly a night that Blackrock would never forget.

By James Ritchie

Blog readership test (PLEASE COMMENT!)

This is a test to see if anyone is actually reading my blog. If you are, just post a comment on this post that says "I am reading your blog" or anything like that.

Thursday, July 20, 2006

Odeo.com

Check out www.odeo.com - it's got heaps of audio podcasts, live streaming over the 'net. I'm getting an MP4 player in a couple of days, I might have to use it's microphone function to make my own Podcast!

Disproportionate Retaliation

With over 200 Australian's now trapped in Lebanon, and Israeli bombardments wiping out countless civilians to get at a few Hezbollah, I think that the Western world should intervene and stop Israel. A young Jewish Australian on TV last night came on critisizing Israel, and was debating an older Jewish man, defending the actions as 'security measures.' Although Hezbollah should have been disarmed by the Lebanese government, is attacking the roads and airports, stranding foreign civilians as well as killing many, ethically right? Surely not.

Wednesday, July 19, 2006

Ask a ninja #18 - Minjas
Human Pong

Check out this video! This guy also created Space Invaders in this style.

Tuesday, July 18, 2006

Chad Vader - Day Shift Manager (episode 1)

Check out this funny first episode of Chad Vader - Day Shift Manager.

Victory!

Now our debating team is the official Watsonian champions. When their first speaker began talking, I though, 'We're going to win this for sure,' but when the second and third got up there, it said nothing but doom to me. They were good, real good, and that wasn't surprising considered that prior to that, we had an equal score on the ladder. But now we know the true superior team. I guess now that I've done the debate, you can have a read of it:

Good evening ladies, gentlemen and fellow debaters. Tonight we are gathered to discuss the topic, "Australian parents should be able to choose the gender of their children." I, the first speaker for the negative, will be dissecting the harmful effects this process can create on society and humanity, the mother, and the child in question. I will also be discussing the needlessness for sex selection in a modern society. Our second speaker, Trung, will be elaborating on the theme of ethics and morals in this process, how this practice is defying nature and offends religion, the potential for destruction this field of technology has, and the devaluing of human life that is caused.

  • We disagree with the affirmative team's definition of the topic, simply because of the fact that suggesting that gender selection is limited to genetic alteration ignores the other methods, i.e. discriminate abortion.

  • We agree with the affirmatives definition of the topic.

Before I present my arguments against gender selection, I would first like to point out some issues within the points made by the affirmative team.

Ladies and gentlemen, one assumes that tonight’s debate topic infers that child gender selection encompasses all methods by which the parent of a child may accept either male or female as the gender of their offspring in favour of the other. It is by this means that we must explore the most common method of this practice: discriminate abortion or infanticide.

In order to discover the implications this course of action may impose within Australia, what first must be discussed is the implications it has had in history. Ladies and gentlemen, in China, a male is most preferred. Millions of Chinese peasants, upon discovering the sex of their child, opt to destroy it. Ponder this for a moment. It seems barbaric, savage, a pointless waste of human life; the potential of this baby girl has been lost to the void because of a senseless practice. Now, although this reality may be an alien concept to most Australians, there are many who engage in it. And the abortion process itself can cause serious damage to the person who undergoes the procedure. Is it worth the risk of over bleeding, sterility, perforated uterus, infection, as well as heightened vulnerability to various forms of cancer, miscarriages, and premature births in the future, just because an innocent human life does not meet your expectations? Psychological damage can also be caused to the mother, often leading to depression and suicide. Imagine the guilt, the shame, the inability to live with oneself, after murdering a child for the sake of it’s sex. Ladies and gentlemen, this is one of the key reasons that this process should be outlawed and restricted in this country.

Another lesson we can learn from the turmoil caused by sex selection in other nations, is a warning of population imbalance. One thinks that one persons choice between a male or female child is unlikely to cause any effect on the grander scale, but it is surprising what can happen if something becomes available to the masses. The issue in discussion, that Australian parents should be able to choose the gender of their children, implies that the entire nation would hypothetically have access to this technology. If say, the national gender preference were to undergo a gradual shift in favour of the male gender, then the situation could degrade to a similar state of what occurs in China to this day. In that nation, there are 119 boys born to every 100 girls. Now amplify that to the entire population of China, 1.3 billion people: that creates a male-to female excess somewhere in the hundreds of millions. That’s millions of Chinese men without mates, many of them to die alone. An extreme example, perhaps, but a frightening hypothetical situation, is it not? Population imbalance causes many problems on a social level as well: as shown by poverty-stricken nations with a male-female ratio imbalance, the loss of many women within the population tends to inadvertently cause a dramatic increase in the illegal trade of human trafficking or prostitution. This raises the issue of the devaluing of human life, which our second speaker will elaborate on.

The next theme that I will address is the irrelevance of sex in a modern, western world. We are fortunate to live in Australia, a nation of equal opportunity for men and women. Many of the mitigating factors that would influence a gender preference decades ago have evaporated with the introduction of 21st century values. With the advent of feminism, Australian women of today often choose to keep their maiden name when marrying, so the issue of the continuation of the family line is no longer apparent. And there are currently no occupations within Australia that are solely for members of a specific sex, so there is an equal amount of work available to both men and women. The fact of the matter is, in the year 2006, a state of equality has been achieved. Most of the reasons that would tip the scales of favour one way or the other have been evaporated, along with the sexist ideals that spawned them.

Ladies and gentlemen, in closing, I would like to state that to impose a gender on a child who has no choice is akin to forcing a child to smoke. We live in an equal opportunity society, and the freedoms we take for granted to live in this society have their limits, and for good reason. Remember; a life, whether it’s a fetus or a teenager, is precious.

Monday, July 17, 2006

Essential Progams

If your worried about PC security, I suggest the following programs:

Ad Aware SE
Spyware Doctor
Registry Mechanic
HiJack This
Zonealarm
Mozilla Firefox

Just google them.

Sunday, July 16, 2006

Kiss of Putin

This is a video of the physical expression of the Russian president's desire to "touch him like a kitten." He kisses the stomach of a small child, and it looks very...
weird. Could you imagine John Howard doing that? And notice how quickly he realizes what he does and just walks off. Hmm... he was probably already regretting it while he was doing it.

TV Tuner Trouble

I bought a TV tuner from a computer shop, which totally screwed me up. It cost me a cool hundred, thats a fair wad of hard earned cash, and it just wouldn't work. I mucked around with it for hours and hours, and it still wouldn't recognize any antennas or a game console that was connected to it. I'm going to have to get it replaced with a different model and hope for some luck, and while I'm there, get the monitor I bought replaced because of a dead pixel.

The Author Kid

Some kid at our school became Australia's youngest author, and I don't know how because the book isn't that good. Anyway, jealousy aside, I just got sent this in an e-mail:Nobody wants to be publicized in front of a dwarf. No one except this kid.

New URL

I have a slightly shorter URL redirect now, it's:

www.whenpariswasacity.irio.net

Not really an improvement, in fact, probably harder to remember :(

Collingwood Vs. Fremantle

Today I went to the MCG to see Collingwood take a loss to the Dockers, and I was truly dissapointed with the result. The ground was obviously slippery, and this caused the Pies some grief, but the Dockers seemed to have a much better grip on the conditions. It was neck and neck right through to the third term, but in the fourth quarter the Dockers just seemed too much. While Buckley and Dale Thomas played well, key players like Rocca and Leonne Davis just didn't have the enthusiasm or the energy to take to to them. In the end, the Pies narrowed the gap to just 15 points at the final siren, but it wasn't enough.

Saturday, July 15, 2006

My debate: COMPLETE!

I have completed my debate. It weighs in at around 900 words, all my own, lovingly crafted and probably bullshit. I cannot reveal it to the world (by the world, I mean the 1 person whose reading this) just yet, for the off-chance that an enemy might find it and use it to their advantage. Theres a one in a billion chance of that happening, but who knows.

I went to work today. 8 hours. 6-2:30 with a half hour break. Hard stuff, did well though, garnered some praise.

Friday, July 14, 2006

The Debate

Turns out the debate is on Monday... I thought it was Wedenesday. I'm in a bit of a panic mode right now. I just hope I can write a good enough speech in two days and a bit.

The Grand Opening



Why create a blog? What would motivate an individual to write about something no one is interested in and be almost certain that no one will care? I don't know. I think it's because I have a void I desperately need to fill. Something empty, a gap in my soul, where the creativity has been extracted and drowned instead with emotional baggage. Did that even make sense? I don't know. I don't think so. Even if it did, it wouldn't matter, because nobody reads blogs. They're basically out there for.... well, I don't know what for. To make the internet seem like a lively, interactive, independent media haven, rather than a pr0n and illegal music tool. pr0n means porn by the way, just in case you weren't following. And now as I sit here in my uncomfortable computer chair, legs folded under myself, the tiny digital display in my systray blaring 8:32 P.M at this very instant, wondering why I simply won't do my homework, creating incredibly long and hard-to-decipher sentences, I still can't think of one good reason why I'm even writing this.

Seeing as this is an introduction to my blog, I should probably say a little bit about myself. I guess when people browse the web they expect to see interesting individuals, just like they do on T.V. (except for on reality shows), they don't expect to see another bland douche like myself. Yes, I just called myself a bland douche. Deal with it.

Anyway, where was I? Oh yeah... introducing myself. So I'm 15 and male (stay away sick internet perverts) and I live in Melbourne, Australia. I love Australia, as I'm sure everyone else loves their country, but I think people don't understand what Australia is really like. I guess foreigners think of all Australians as beer drinking, surfing, barbecuing bogans, but this portion of Australian society is just one colour in a rich tapestry of international culture. There are people from all over the world who call Australia home: Italians, Egyptians, Greeks, Lebanese, even Iraqis. And we all try to live in harmony. Myself? I'm half Scottish, half Italian. But I'm all Aussie. But there are some who seem to think that they are still in Italy, or Lebanon, or somewhere else; they don't appreciate Australia. They hang around in mobs and gangs, engaging in racist banter, talking about how great their country is compared to Australia. Not to say that the native sons (not the Aboriginals, the English migrant descendants) don't have many character flaws. Over here, they are referred to as "Yobbos" or "Yobs." But despite the cultural divide, there are events to unite us all; the World Cup, for example. There were chants of "Aussie, Aussie, Aussie! Oi, Oi, Oi!" from kids of all colours. There was green and gold everywhere. People were talking about the Socceroos. It was brilliant.

This is the Australia I envisage. One of unity. One of many colours, melding into green and gold. An Australia where everyone is proud to be an Australian. Are you a proud Aussie? It doesn't matter if your Maltese or German, Jew or Muslim, if you want to be Aussie, you've got to be proud.

Anyway, so far, we've barely scratched the surface of my emotional cocoon. Can you name ten things about me yet? No? Then you're probably not paying attention. Here, I'll give you some easy ones:

  1. I work part time at the bakery department in a supermarket. I have to wake up at 6:00 AM on a Saturday morning and work for 8 hours. It's hard.
  2. I like computers. You can tell that from the fact that I'm making a blog.
  3. I have an electric guitar. It's red and white. I never had any lessons and I'm not very good. I occasionally just strum it for fun.
  4. I'm good in most subjects, except I lack the concentration necessary for Maths.
  5. I am lazy.
  6. I am short, in fact, very short. I still maintain a positive self-image.
  7. I am a member of the school debating team.
  8. I barrack for Collingwood Football Club (that's Aussie rules, foreigners.)
  9. I have no single genre of music I like. I like them all. (except RnB, or whatever they call it. You know, Mario and that, those guys who can't play instruments. But I do like gangsta rap, if it's good.)
  10. I enjoy computer games.
So, what is your impression of me so far? A reclusive nerd? A misunderstood bohemian? A toaster? I can be whoever you want me to be, baby. Just believe.

Before I leave, I have one thing to specify. If there is one person out there actually reading this, please do not leave a comment just to make fun of me or my boring lifestyle. Positive encouragement is always welcome, though. :)

Anyway... 'til next time.
Jimzzor.

Funny Zidane Gif

I found this while on the net.

Debate: "Should Australian parents be able to choose the gender of their children?"

As I've mentioned before, I'm a member of the school debating team. We're actually number 1 on the ladder right now, and if we win this, we have locked a place for us in the finals.

We're missing a core member of the unit (he's off to New Caledonia on a school trip) so we've had one of the support crew fill in for him. He's never debated before, so I hope he can fit in Lorence's giant boots (I think he's part gorilla).

The debate is in a few days time, and I haven't written my speech yet. I'm probably going to have
to write most of the fill-in's speech as well, so I better get cracking. Here's a little snippet of what I have so far:

"Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to begin by stating that our society is based around the concept of religion and faith. From the ancient Greeks to the modern day Indians, in one way or another, the concept of a greater being has influenced the way humanity has been shaped. Even though we cannot confirm the existence of a sole being we call God, we can certainly appreciate the way the concept of a great, divine creator has swayed the way of life for mankind. And one of the ideas that is synonymous with this God, is that the pattern of life is not determined by human hands, but by nature. This is where this practice of gender based child selection is defying the very fabric of the human condition."

So if any of you out there have an opinion on this topic, please help me out by posting a comment.

Some Photos

Here are some of my photos:

This is of Darling Harbour in Sydney on a holiday.













Here are some Alpacas from the farm near my cousins house. They also live on a farm, out in Leongatha, which is in the country. It's quite nice out there, but despite being such a small town, they've got a cinema and a McDonald's.









Not quite sure where this is, it's just a nice photo. I will give a cash prize to whoever can tell me.

Thursday, July 13, 2006

War World: Tactical Combat

A little video I made using the program Fraps.
ZIDANE a new way to solve problems.. make it like zidane

Even so soon after the headbutt incident at the world cup final, the internet has already jumped on the opportunity to make hilarity.